Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    My computer is down.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    I know some folks are afraid of computer viruses, but this is ridiculous.

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Sorry Goat. All of my pants are in the wash.

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just say “I don’t wanna see you idiots today”. You’re losing your touch, Rat.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    I’m surprised that Goat would want to include Rat in the first place.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    I have to dye my sox. I have to alphabetize my towels. I’m in the middle of thinking about something…

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    just tell them the wifi is down, or tell them you have eye trouble (you justcan’t see a reason for participating)

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    Baarorso  almost 3 years ago

    As for me, I’m generally just as tongue tied in online groups as I am real ones. Go figure!

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    rogthedodge1  almost 3 years ago

    A meteor landed near a herd of buffalo, causing them to stampede & trample my PC.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    No man is an island, Rat! I wonder about rats though!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Rat the recluse.

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    jessie d.  almost 3 years ago

    gotta hide in his man cave with all the other introverts of the male gender. I think it is cause hey just don’t want to be bothered…….especially from womenfolk with a list of manly chores that seriously need to be done; or from other family members ill-tempered mad as hell into their fits.

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    James Wolfenstein  almost 3 years ago

    Haven’t you heard of computer viruses?? :D

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    Aether [real one follower]  almost 3 years ago

    Picky, picky.

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    Kayak_Brian  almost 3 years ago

    It seems the government, however, will never run out of different advices ‘for our safety’.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Now Goat’s get-together will go really well!

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    tripwire45  almost 3 years ago

    I’m waiting for someone to say that you can get COVID over the internet.

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    blackman2732  almost 3 years ago

    Better safe than sorry.

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    Croc Holliday  almost 3 years ago

    COVID has been the go-to excuse for people who don’t want to go into work.

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    MS72  almost 3 years ago

    Has anyone put forth a theory that computer viruses (virii?) have morphed into biological, Greek-loving viruses that came from a college frat? :-)

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    car2ner  almost 3 years ago

    I have a friend who doesn’t know how to Zoom and made it quite clear she doesn’t want to learn how. Try that.

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    Why would anyone want to invite Rat to a get together? All he does is insult people and complain. Always running people down.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    I can relate….

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe I shall conveniently forget to send Rat the link…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If I need to spend an hour looking at the wrinkles on my old face I’ll do it in the bathroom. Or maybe I just don’t need to. No zoom for me!

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Zoom is one of the worst online meeting sites, programs, and/or apps. It’s full of bugs and far too many meetings waste a huge amount of time trying to deal with them. It’s often very counter productive.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Future of our society if we don’t change back soon……

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    Killer Poonda  almost 3 years ago

    Better excuse my internet is super slow.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ha ha ha. I love funny cartoons like this. We all need a diversion from all the division and hatred in our country. (Sarcasm, folks)

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Try searching Google for excuses, for example “My face is covered with Shingles” is a good one for Zoom.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 3 years ago

    A valid excuse is that you don’t want to use Zoom given how insecure it’s been.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Good ol’ Zoom. They put “zoo” therein just make you like you’re in one.

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    old_geek  almost 3 years ago

    Sure. Be sure not to start till I connect. I’ll connect as soon as I want to.

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    Comicfan (C)  almost 3 years ago

    Note: I’m actually Comicfan, but i accidentally logged off, and if you saw my other comments, you get my point. GOTT MIT POMMES!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    So will the rest of the anti-social eventually.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    So, Rat is an anti-social introvert?

    I’m with Rat! Excuses or not….

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    NWdryad  almost 3 years ago

    Just say your WiFi is down. That always works.

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    bunrabbit99  almost 3 years ago

    there are such things as computer viruses, you know.

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