Not a medical test, but my “first choice” college told me I was wait-listed for admission, but they’d let me know for sure “by June” whether I was accepted or not. 60 years later, I’m still waiting to discover… “June” of which year?
Meanwhile, my second choice accepted me, giving me both a scholarship and a loan. Turned out that that was a better fit for me, anyway.
Why would a supposedly vastly advanced race capable of traversing light years of distance choose to do so just to visit a trailer park in Alabama to shove a probe up Billy-Bob’s backside?
stairsteppublishing almost 3 years ago
Same here, but not from aliens.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Did you call the office for those results ?
donut reply almost 3 years ago
You’ll get the bill first.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Don’t hold your breath…..after the tests they may not be back…
Gent almost 3 years ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
Not a medical test, but my “first choice” college told me I was wait-listed for admission, but they’d let me know for sure “by June” whether I was accepted or not. 60 years later, I’m still waiting to discover… “June” of which year?
Meanwhile, my second choice accepted me, giving me both a scholarship and a loan. Turned out that that was a better fit for me, anyway.
i_am_the_jam almost 3 years ago
I’m still waiting for my Covid vaccination appointment. Filed the request in May.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
That IS scary……
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
Why would a supposedly vastly advanced race capable of traversing light years of distance choose to do so just to visit a trailer park in Alabama to shove a probe up Billy-Bob’s backside?
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Let’s hope they removed your fecal impaction.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
That wasn’t Space Aliens, that was your Health Care program at work.