Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 31, 2021

This one has performed a successful “turtle tuck” to allow neck retraction.

Chicken Train Stomp by Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Talk about bad cluck! W-hen is dinner? Beak-uz I’m in the brood for love…

I do not recommend home surgery, especially if I have not a nurse assisting at the time. But if it must be done, let it be done swiftly, surely, and strongly.

Mice, however, can do pretty much what they please, as long as there is a cat to clean up afterwards….

Brain chicken salad surgery, it’ll work for you, it works for me.

You have to build up to it. Wait, is this a makeover?

…Happy New Year, Froglandia!!!…

Relax! It’s hard, but not everyone goes all to pieces over it.

The first rule of home surgery is, don’t talk about home surgery.

The second rule of home surgery is, always use a clean bath mat…

’Dem bones, ’dem bones, ’dem dry bones!

Stop by the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory Gift Shop for the Little Sisters of the Lame self-surgery kit and three DVD tutorial set on home de-boning !

Go pluck yourself.

Dress you foul naked bird brain.

So what’s for dinner?

The initial cut in Home Surgery is usually not the deepest but is the most painful, so work fast.

I always recommend self-anesthetizing both the exterior area about to be incised and the brain pain center, prior to the procedure. Lidocaine works great topically and a couple of shots of 151 Rum is a good grip tightener and will help dull the senses.

¡Feliz Año Nuevo para todos!

I’m late, I’m late to this overhanged party … but not too late to say HAPPY DAMNED NEW YEAR y’all …!

First time I’ve ever gotten this response from GoComics while trying to post a comment, just now.

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Fingers of fury, I guess. Anyone else get this before?

What? Day 2 already and you still haven’t made the first cut? Haven’t really got the guts for Home Surgery, eh?

Gentlemen, I can alway keep abreast of the first cut. I shall not chicken out.

A classic from 1978, “The French Chef”, including off-the-cuff surgery:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ

What the heck…. KFC on my bucket list…

Chick a Boom…Chick a Boom

Don’t you just love it..

Never perform surgery with a butter knife. Beware of lumps in the gravy. Follow not false plumage, heed no faux.

The second cut finds you without a home. Free Agency and no salary cap has taken you out of the line up. ✓ Try Cleveland..,