Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 02, 2022

one trick monsters ;+)

Scribbling and bibbling. Bibbling and scribbling.

Actual blue language.

New inhaler for the breezeway..

Old exhaust for the date on a School of Misfortune.

Those teeth resemble the teeth on a buzz saw.

Here we see the coach of a Tadpole team berating his players.

There’s always One Guy who has to be different and dissent from the group!

Just [scribble-grawlix] you all!

In other words, Happy New Year 2022!

Time to take off the gloves, kids, or we’ll never make the finals of the Swearing Bee. What kind of adjectives are those anyway?! Have you not been reading Frog Applause? It’s the first rule in the handbook!

Try kickin’ ‘em in the kazoo!

That got me banned from Facebook for a week.

Hm. The blue one’s the influential one.

I hope for solvency’s sake the Bath Mat Factory’s employee benefit plan does not include dental services.

That’s all I got and there ain’t no more!

I’m rubber you’re blue ….

Sugar pie, honey bunch… you know that I love you!

Mr. Orange thinks of himself as a grawlix master.

2-Day today. You don’t scare me, either, Grawlix Gang!

That’s an irregular orange cap.

ooooo range.., spelling range of rhyme or reason.

The orange guy better learn some de-escalation techniques.

… if we’re still here after the 6th…

…I’ll call it a victory for the truth…

… for now…

…heck, maybe, just a victory…

…maybe, just delaying the inevitable…

…the scrape is already all along the side of the ship…

…the big lie has chopped off all the children’s arms…

…and they won’t let us write, ‘Frog Applause’ on the side of our airplanes…

…the hate-filled meaningless gibberish…

…the new blue laws…

…brought down on two Alka seltzer tablets…

…from mount Foxworthy…

…well …

…I age myself…

…and no one reads my whole novellas, anyway…

…it’s not prophecy until after it happens, anyway, right?…

…he will eat with the sheep before he sleeps with the fishes…

…there are no good guys…

…there are no bad guys…

…there is just you and me…

…and we just disagree….

…*previous translation still open to further interpretation…

Or Red Foxx ND throwING up n 22 of 2022 here catch Biden my pal Joey.

Regergatate now now… don’t vomit.. Regergatate…

Smut.

That’s where Frogbert learned his family values.