The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 11, 2022

Pay her to do that Brutus! She’d be out of your hair forever! `;D

Start a GoFundMe for her!

No distance would be enough.

A lot more than you have.

Maybe she could get a ride on the next space shuttle.

That’s something that would be worth getting a 2nd job. Or crowdsource as mentioned above, maybe, and I am misspelling this on purpose… KickStartHer.

Here’s the cheap answer, Brutus. (https://youtu.be/mRzocDsMmOM)

As a citizen of Lisbon, please tell me I didn’t hear her say she wanted to spend the rest of her days visiting distant Portugal!

Would bus fare do?

I don’t understand people who think it’s a worthwhile use of their life to travel. They gain experiences that will shortly die with them.

The grandma in Stone Soup had the right idea. Travel and leave each destination a better place.

Can you reverse mortgage her?

Quick Brutus – buy her a one way ticket to N. Korea. Problem solved. Wait, they would boot her after one day.

Brutus, you do not have enough money to get Mother Gargle out of your hair forever. Like a bad penny, she will keep coming back.

Brutus!!! that’s not nice. At least let her leave an address so Gladys can keep tabs on her mom. :D

Brutus finally finds his motivation for improvement at work. Get a promotion and a raise and set yourself free.

Ah Brutus…he is so generous!

She may have expensive tastes and she doesn’t seem to be in bad health so she COULD be travelling a long time. However, there is no harm in getting an estimate of the cost for paradise on Earth, for you that is………

One distant port is enough. One way.

Buy her a new broom and an atlas.

It just might be worth getting a second mortgage.

I think Brutus would miss his sparring partner.

Brutus tell her you are more than willing to buy her a new broomstick for her travels.

She doesn’t need more money. She just needs to get on her broom and fly to those distant ports of call.

“No no no. It’s a gift. No need to repay me. You just go and have fun. Far away.”

Remarkable that she spends the first two panels in what appears to be the opening of a civil conversation with him. His comeback was almost too easy.

Is today his birthday?