Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for January 11, 2022

In pursuit of too many trivial things?

Why’re you asking, Eightball? Got a bad case of Weenus envy?

Before Siri, Cortana dumped him for his depressive demeanor.

Before Cortana, Alexa obtained a restraining order for his stalking and myopic groping.

Clippy would take him back, as Weenus is stuck in to 8088 era.

I always wanted the nearly omniscient computer from Star Trek that could instantly answer nearly any verbal question

Now I’m not sure if I want one, and I’m in no hurry to buy one of the proto versions on the market now

I disconnected Siri….shes now in a box! Silent!

I once asked Alexa if she knew Siri. She said “Only by reputation…”