Close to Home by John McPherson for February 13, 2022

I’m guessing he has a head start on the beer.

Innovation is not always effective Though he might be trying to catch the snow before it falls?

If he does what I think, he’ll helicopter right out of there!

Bleeb, where’s your shovel? Aren’t you going to pitch in and help?

Forget the beer, that jerk’s gonna windup in the ER.

80 yards? That’s one heck of a driveway. Although I suppose he could be including walkways.

Go inside bleeb before you get shoveled

ha, your on! I’ve already had 2 pots of coffee and lord knows how much sugar already today. :D

Oy

Don’t forget to rake the roof!

“Hey guys, look… I’m a: ShovelHeadedRhinoOctoNoceros?”

“Mmm-nope-nope! It looks more like you’re just a Huge Colossal Dork!”

Does it come with a built-in defibrillator?

Must be mighty strong to lift a shovel full of snow with one arm…

I’m guessing the other guy secretly has a snowplow

It looks a lot like a heart attack waiting to happen to me but go ahead. Let’s see then.

I see shovels crossing, dragging one arm around back and pulling the other under as he trips into a heap unable to stand back up.

They’re laughing because THEY have a snowblower. You just have a stupid contraption that has little chance for success.

Hope his medicine cabinet is well stocked with Bengay and Moprin…

Don’t worry neighbor. I got 911 on speed dial just for you……

He eventually invented the snowblower!

80 yards? That’s a long block!

How the devil does all those shovels work???

Not when he’s shoveling his snow onto your walk.

None of them must not own a snowplow.

Gonna need that beer if he exerts seven times the effort using all seven shovels at once.

Is Bleeb happy because he’s out of the snow or because he’s going to be dug out of the snowed-in car he’s stuck inside?

“They called me an Madman”