Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 16, 2022

“Cast” a dim view of things.

I guess it depends what you landed on.

You are one big fella. I’d hate to see what she looks like.

For a possible cause, see today’s Herman:

https://www.gocomics.com/herman/2022/02/16

Domestic violence, eh? But since victim is man nobody will care.

American second floor, or British?

Only?

“…from the second floor.”

And right after the workmen finished installing it.

This must be the guy from today’s Herman.

Defenestration is never fun if you’re the victim.

The window was the fastest way out!

Must’ve been the wrought iron fence with pointed tips on the posts…

Doesn’t seem to have broken his heart.

She must have had the muscles of the largest wrestler…

Aunt’s early memory was watching her father zig zag across the yard while her stepmother shot at him. Maybe she found out he was planning to divorce her.

“She threw me out – as pretty as you please, pretty soon I’ll be scratchin’ fleas…”

And she made you the fall guy.

In retrospect, aren’t glad you didn’t plant those holly bushes around the house?

did she open the window first…?

♪ …beat me with a chair ‘til my head got sore, that’ll never happen no more, that’ll never happen no more…