At first I was going to say that modern watches don’t tick. But the surgeon probably left his Rolex inside Ziggy.
I’ll watch out for that
What’s concerning about that, nurse?
Hmmm…OK I’ll “watch” it
Well listen nurse, if you have the time. I want your “second” hand opinion.
The doctor wants to find out if (and for how long) it will keep on ticking.
That is one thing that you do not want to hear in a hospital. “Oops!” is another one.
The Doctor says not to worry, it was just a cheap knockoff!
If he hears a ticking, he’ll soon be fleaing.
His doctor was John Cameron Swayze.
as the alarm goes off!
We hear a flapping noise from your butt.
Years ago I was sitting in a very quiet kitchen with my landlord’s house sitter and I could hear her ticking.
I asked about it and she told me she had an artificial hear valve. That’s what I was hearing tick.
adding that to my list of things I don’t want to hear my surgeon say
Rolexes dont tick
What? The surgeon doesn’t have an iWatch?
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Ahuehuete almost 3 years ago
At first I was going to say that modern watches don’t tick. But the surgeon probably left his Rolex inside Ziggy.
C almost 3 years ago
I’ll watch out for that
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
What’s concerning about that, nurse?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Hmmm…OK I’ll “watch” it
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Well listen nurse, if you have the time. I want your “second” hand opinion.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
The doctor wants to find out if (and for how long) it will keep on ticking.
cubswin2016 almost 3 years ago
That is one thing that you do not want to hear in a hospital. “Oops!” is another one.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Doctor says not to worry, it was just a cheap knockoff!
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
If he hears a ticking, he’ll soon be fleaing.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 3 years ago
His doctor was John Cameron Swayze.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 3 years ago
as the alarm goes off!
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
We hear a flapping noise from your butt.
AlanM almost 3 years ago
Years ago I was sitting in a very quiet kitchen with my landlord’s house sitter and I could hear her ticking.
I asked about it and she told me she had an artificial hear valve. That’s what I was hearing tick.
KEA almost 3 years ago
adding that to my list of things I don’t want to hear my surgeon say
mikeywilly almost 3 years ago
Rolexes dont tick
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
What? The surgeon doesn’t have an iWatch?