To do it, we’ll probably have to break your back.
It looks like a gentle tug out will do it. Maybe a quick dip in some milk first, though.
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate one
very punny! maybe you have the correct lottery numbers there cookie
If you go to a Chinese restaurant, somebody will take it out of you. But . . .
Really good play on words, close to a pun?
I can’t take the snickering when I leave Restrooms doc.
Great pun!
A bad case of twisted vowel.
And that, children, is how fortune cookies got their name.
Misfortune cookie.
the fortune you seek is in another cookie
you will die alone and poorly dressed
“If I remove it, your fortune becomes my fortune.”
In bed.
It looks like it may be pretty well baked in.
“You’ll be hungry again in one hour.”
GROAN
Can’t you just snip off the hanging sides, or is it un-fortunately hopeless?
Ba dum, tish…
Luckily, I just happen to have one!
It would be unfortunate if he did get it removed.
Just out of curiosity, how did it get in there to begin with?
Not judging, or anything…
Groan! A good Radiologist could focus the X-Ray to read the Fortune, plus it makes great fiber.
Help! I’m trapped in an operating suite.
Once got a fortune that read, “Disregard previous fortune.”
Why would anyone want to remove a cookie!?
Impacted wisdom, I guess.
Know what I mean, Cookie?
Crumbling to pieces is in your near future.
The surgeon is one smart cookie.
Lol!
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
To do it, we’ll probably have to break your back.
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
It looks like a gentle tug out will do it. Maybe a quick dip in some milk first, though.
Radish... almost 3 years ago
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no fortunate one
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
very punny! maybe you have the correct lottery numbers there cookie
Bilan almost 3 years ago
If you go to a Chinese restaurant, somebody will take it out of you. But . . .
Kiba65 almost 3 years ago
Really good play on words, close to a pun?
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
I can’t take the snickering when I leave Restrooms doc.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Great pun!
marco2205 almost 3 years ago
A bad case of twisted vowel.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And that, children, is how fortune cookies got their name.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Misfortune cookie.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
the fortune you seek is in another cookie
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
you will die alone and poorly dressed
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“If I remove it, your fortune becomes my fortune.”
mfrasca almost 3 years ago
In bed.
SirThomas almost 3 years ago
It looks like it may be pretty well baked in.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
“You’ll be hungry again in one hour.”
blackman2732 almost 3 years ago
GROAN
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Can’t you just snip off the hanging sides, or is it un-fortunately hopeless?
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
Ba dum, tish…
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
Luckily, I just happen to have one!
Rick Smith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It would be unfortunate if he did get it removed.
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
Just out of curiosity, how did it get in there to begin with?
Not judging, or anything…
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Groan! A good Radiologist could focus the X-Ray to read the Fortune, plus it makes great fiber.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Help! I’m trapped in an operating suite.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Once got a fortune that read, “Disregard previous fortune.”
mwksix almost 3 years ago
Why would anyone want to remove a cookie!?
danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Impacted wisdom, I guess.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Know what I mean, Cookie?
Buoy almost 3 years ago
Crumbling to pieces is in your near future.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The surgeon is one smart cookie.
edeloriea14 almost 3 years ago
Lol!