Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 13, 2022

Whoever wins, wins…I’m waiting for the CFL preseason to start in late May.

This is about the right level of inattention.

And if the Jets don’t trade that big crybaby quarterback Zach Wilson soon, they won’t be making it to the Super Bowl any time soon.

Like most of you, I will not be attending the Super Bowl. Why? I ain’t paying thousands of bucks just to sit out in the cold all day.

Inglewood, didn’t he play for the Bengals last time they made the Super Bowl?

LA can’t be near as cold as it is today in Cincinnati!

“We’ll take tests”? Like that will protect you?

I’ve got no dog in today’s fight. I like and dislike both teams on a variety of levels and really don’t care which team wins.

That said, I will probably enjoy tonight’s game more than all those years I sat on pins and needles waiting for Tom Brady to pull off another miracle.

I just record it so I can watch the ads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7oUI32E1Y

I predict that the Rams will butt heads, but the Bengals seem to have nine lives.

What’s the joke here?

Sorry I stopped watching NFL after the Ray Rice video and the concussion coverups, so not only do I not know who’s playing but I DGAF either.

Mahomes is cuter.

Sadly this is what the Super Bowl has become. Corporate execs and their bored spouses at a networking event while real fans can’t afford to go and couldn’t get tickets even if they did have the money.

Sadly this is what the Super Bowl has become. Corporate execs and their bored spouses at a networking event while real fans can’t afford to go and couldn’t get tickets even if they did have the money.And we Browns fans (Jets fans too) have had enough anguish. Quit piling on!

Tomorrow’s headline:

CINCINNATI WINS SUPER BOWL LVI

Entire Team Immediately Retires from Football, Takes Up Farming: “We finished the job we were hired to do.”

(Classical History joke.)

I gave my Filipino wife the “Football for Dummies” forty years ago and created a monster. I’ve been a football widower ever since.

Why is he even arguing with her, I’m sure he can find someone more enjoyable than her to take to the game.

DeSean Jackson,once a star in Philly,walked out on the Rams mid-season complaining he wasn’t used enough.

Perhaps he would care to rethink t hat decision?