Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 20, 2022

Nobody can cook like Flo. She’s a real burner.

Har-dee-har-har, Andy.

@ Number three Today’s strip Is funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp sober at home watching telly can’t help being snarky towards Flo’s burnt offerings :o) my avatar today is a spoof of what clouds would think when they look down on us like we imagine what they look like , the clouds in our street can see a lot of idiots starting with me :o) how was your day? our Thursday should b busy as usual , but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , Connie has gone to do the bulk shopping but then we have no more errands to run just stay hydrated inside and wait till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Andy, you were doing great in the first panel but why panel two?

GoComicsGo! questioned my character integrity about 23 hours ago

@Gweedo it’s legal here Murray

And how do we know this young Gweedo?

Boring answer coming up…

For a time, when I bought orange flavored pop I would also pick up some orange (non sugared) seltza whawta and mix some in as a way of preserving flavor while reducing sugar content. Works with other soft drink flavors when you can’t find a matching seltzer.

Flo should take some of the money she’s been hoarding against her drunken bum of a husband and invest in a good cookbook (or cooking lessons, at least).

A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it. And who knows what is in Flo’s.

Don’t be fooled for a minute. Mr Cap only watches cooking shows waiting for the part where the grubby looking Master Chef goes ape snot and starts berating and swearing at the chefs and throwing stuff around. Dilly! Dilly!

It’s a wonder the Capps haven’t upgraded their TV to a flat screen yet.

So, the burnt meals aren’t Flo’s fault. Her aga must be wonky if food going in looks good but coming out does not.

She’s a very religious person, always offering burnt offerings.

They cook in Celsius in the UK?

maybe andy should learn to cook…lol

Crusin’ for a brusin’!

I don’t mind the following burnt food: Toast, sausages, steak etc.

However burnt pizza is really not very nice.

xxx

@Afficionado

I once saw something on Facebook that said “Toxic people are like rainclouds. As soon as they (expletive) off, it’s a lovely day” I have never agreed with anything more than I have with that in my life.

Last night, I done a factory reset on my phone because it was a little slow and I’m glad I did because it felt brand new and fresh again. I barely lost anything because all I had to do was reinstall some apps and sign back into them and my photos are saved on Google Photos. I sometimes wish I could factory reset my life. It might sound a bit drastic doing a factory reset but I think it felt great and I’m glad I did it.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

I bet Flo deliberately burns dinner that night just to get back at Andy.

Andy can’t seem to make a tasteful comment. Not that he ever did.