B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 26, 2022

He need to restomod it.

Reminds me of the “Square Wheels” Mythbusters episode.

What is a Restomod?Image result for restomodWhile retaining the stock silhouette, it’s all pro touring, with every performance-related component upgraded. The word “restomod” is a combination of the words “restoration” and “modified.” Think of a restomod muscle car as one that is two parts restoration, and one part modified, and you’ll be really close.

A time when the driver and the shock absorber were one.

The wheel will become round as it wears out.

I think I had a truck like that at one time….

I wonder why the square wheel has a round pedal/axle? Wouldn’t it be more comfortable on the feet if the pedal was also square?

“He should have bought that new-fangled “Hexadecagon ZX”. I heard that it has a ride 16-times smoother."

A time before massage chairs.

While attending a local concours’d’elegance The Count, accompanied by the lovely Countess, witness a guy trying to parallel park a vintage town car. Made me realize how much we take power steering for granted. Wow!

If you’ve ever started driving when it’s -30 you know exactly how that feels.

I see BC didn’t observe the adage “Caveat Emptor”!

A time before ankles.

Myth busters tried a car with square wheels. it was rough at slow speeds but evened out at higher speeds.

Clackety clack

I saw one sell at Barrett-Jackson for $60,000

Speaking of rough riding, pot hole season is coming so don’t drive with your tongue between your teeth.

Better off with a pogo stick. Sooo, really, what was the original purpose of the pogo stick? Picking pogo fruit? Crushing pogos? Keeping Pogos away?

Takes the trouble out of making rough roads.

You really get the feel of the road…

It should park well on hillsides.

People wonder about why the Incas did not use the wheel. If most of your “land” was tilted 30 degrees or more, you would probably give up the wheel after a few nasty accidents. :)

Don’t you mean a time after no teeth?

a mouth guard would have come in handy then.

Yes, humans only evolved teeth after the round wheel was invented

If I had rode one of them it would explain my right pelvic kidney.

He’s still got his teeth… but he spit out his tongue about a half mile back.