Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 25, 2022

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    noahproblem  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t overdo it too much, Ralph, otherwise they’ll soon be calling it the “Ralph Drabble MEMORIAL Aisle”.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I would have made it worse – not easier for him.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now that’s customer service!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s standard strategy. They hope you’ll buy something else while you hunt.

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    dadoctah  almost 3 years ago

    And since Ralph is presented as a sort “Joe Average Guy”, it’s also the Joe Average aisle, so it should get loads of traffic.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Kevin Fagan may have created a new word, like Al Capp with “Sadie Hawkins.”

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    A new definition of “one-stop shopping”, Ralph?

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Is it extra wide to accommodate those who shop there?

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    Ha ha ha!

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    DawnQuinn1  almost 3 years ago

    There is a whole science to setting up a grocery store. Things they want to sell are at eye level, things that don’t sell well are at then end of the aisles where you see them all the time. Bread and milk are at opposite ends of the store to make you lass everything else. Companies pay for premium shelf space. Suppliers that do not pay premium have their items on the lower shelves.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    One of our stores not only rearranged their layout, but they put street names on their aisles. Instead of aisle 6 being next to aisle 5, aisle Creekside is next to aisle Broadway, and the names don’t relate to our town streets so you might be able to guess the order.

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    globalenterprize1990  almost 3 years ago

    Usually the staff rearranges the stock in order to ensure freshness. I saw the night crew taking apart the shelves to move them. Ugh! The number of perishables that had fallen down in between the cracks. Grapes turn to raisins. Bread turns green to penicillin. Toss them into the trash.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    He also has his own display at the donut shop, but it’s usually empty.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That fat boy needs an isle on the next block so he has to earn it!

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Brilliant….

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    Deogheh  almost 3 years ago

    No donuts?

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    Mr.doom  almost 3 years ago

    Who needs anything else after you got Pizza, ice cream, and junk food.

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    rpepperpot  almost 3 years ago

    Due to a combination of bad kerning and bad eyesight, I read “junk food” as “junk poop.” You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    Holy cow!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    The life of a squeaky wheel.

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    byamrcn  almost 3 years ago

    Ralph I will give you a week’s pay to teach me how you pulled that off.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    That is done for marketing purposes; Marketing the only career based on lying, other than actual crime.

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