Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 2022

OMG

Met her in the Metaverse, what could be worse?

We now have ten virtual children, eating liverwurst.

Paper bag over the head 2.0

Careful there Bleeb, you make it swept up with the crumbs.

Bleeb needs some VR glasses so he can pretend he’s E.T.

Mean while, in the senate cafeteria…delusional unreality

Virtual reality is so great because the real thing isn’t good.

Our time in the matrix is coming. Mark my words.

I’d hate to take off my goggles….or eat the red pill

Sheesh… been there! It sure seemed real right up to the time that we left the restaurant to ride to the movies…

… on a Pterodactyl!

Beer goggles.

Nice warty arms! Needs to see Dr. Pimplepopper.

Reminds me of the original Star Trek pilot, ‘The Cage’.

It looks like they all use the same dentist. Or lack of one.

Heavy Meta !

I see that SpiderMan’s old nemesis, the Mole Man, came to the surface and brought his queen…

As much of our modern society has turned to gluing their faces to the little palm computer in their hand ( a.k.a. ~ SMART PHONE ), I could see this actually happening … and, that’s sorta scares the $&i^ outta me … :\

Why do they have non-virtual drinks? They shouldn’t need them.

Reality is gonna suck.

BTW Bleeb, you need to watch where they are going, cause they’re not.

Ugly people need love, too.

It is already here. Numerous people live in their own ‘reality’, no goggles needed, ignoring facts and embracing fake facts. Unfortunately, most of them are living outside madhouses

I see some marketing potential for a certain niche of society

Sorry to steal someone else’s lines, but….

You see it’s funny because they are drawn so ugly.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.