Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 27, 2022

We’ve gotten several of those calls, just not from a blue genie.

Carpet, I meant to say your carpet’s extended warranty.

More likely his camel. What’s lurking just off the right margin?

He doesn’t look like a car owner.

I also get email, texts, phone calls, and snail mail several times a week for a few years now asking me if I want to sell my home. It seems to me that if I wanted to sell my home, I probably would have a realtor. Oh yeah, I do have one. Hm.

I wish that those “reminders” would just go away.

But, but, Genie, I’m still riding my dads used carpet…

Do you cover flying carpets?

First wish: Silence all the telemarketers…

If you want your 3 wishes, you have to watch the ad first.

wish i hadn’t read this

It’s amazing how influential a film can be. Before Disney’s Aladdin, you’d never a djinn colored blue. Likewise witches were not depicted as green until The Wizard of Oz did it first.

And still this torment continues…

Your warranty is so extended that it’s blocking traffic.