You’re safe unless he has a skeleton key.
Zombies you need ranged weapons, skeletons are more melee, and fire is your friend for mummies.
Denise soon regretted buying an x-ray mirror.
Yeah, you don’t want to offend the undead by using the wrong pronouns….
about 2.5 in the Nielsen ratings……..
That extra large pepperoni, anchovy and garlic pizza he had last night will cause that.
Dystopian tropes are colliding!
He must have grown up watching sports instead of horror films.
According to “Warm Bodies” the skeletons are the ones that gave up
Damn you, Skeletrex!
I thought her name was Alexa…
Smack his head which is connected to the neck bone, which isconnected to back bone which is connected to the hip bone….
For a horrific delight, look up the creature from the barrel, from Return of the night of the living dead.
No such thing as zombies, so there is nothing to worry about.
What are the 2 things hanging from the skeleton’s arm near elbow?
They are all overhyped, in reality they are weak attackers, easily defeated, even by children. The only thing they do well is dance
I think this guy qualifies as a “revenant” (…?) At least for tax purposes…
You probably CAN break their bones with that bat. However, he just may be looking for his birthday suit……
For skeletons, call Jason. Tell him to bring his Argonauts.
That’s just the night shift from the factory next door. It’s always a skeleton crew.
He’s just trying to make his bones.
November 07, 2013
Superfrog over 2 years ago
You’re safe unless he has a skeleton key.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago
Zombies you need ranged weapons, skeletons are more melee, and fire is your friend for mummies.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Denise soon regretted buying an x-ray mirror.
dadoctah over 2 years ago
Yeah, you don’t want to offend the undead by using the wrong pronouns….
zerotvus over 2 years ago
about 2.5 in the Nielsen ratings……..
timinwsac Premium Member over 2 years ago
That extra large pepperoni, anchovy and garlic pizza he had last night will cause that.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Dystopian tropes are colliding!
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
He must have grown up watching sports instead of horror films.
dv over 2 years ago
According to “Warm Bodies” the skeletons are the ones that gave up
Like a Ross over 2 years ago
Damn you, Skeletrex!
paranormal over 2 years ago
I thought her name was Alexa…
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Smack his head which is connected to the neck bone, which isconnected to back bone which is connected to the hip bone….
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
For a horrific delight, look up the creature from the barrel, from Return of the night of the living dead.
locake over 2 years ago
No such thing as zombies, so there is nothing to worry about.
locake over 2 years ago
What are the 2 things hanging from the skeleton’s arm near elbow?
JoshHere over 2 years ago
They are all overhyped, in reality they are weak attackers, easily defeated, even by children. The only thing they do well is dance
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think this guy qualifies as a “revenant” (…?) At least for tax purposes…
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
You probably CAN break their bones with that bat. However, he just may be looking for his birthday suit……
ComicRelief over 2 years ago
For skeletons, call Jason. Tell him to bring his Argonauts.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
That’s just the night shift from the factory next door. It’s always a skeleton crew.
tinstar over 2 years ago
He’s just trying to make his bones.