Obviously a first date…insuring there’ll be no second one.
Zuckerberg? First date?
The future has this habit of becoming ..now!
That explains why the lady only has a lettuce leaf on her plate. Since lettuce is considered “garnish”, the restaurant won’t charge him for it.
“The future isn’t what it used to be.”
And she forgot her purse.
Your future will not be a present. It will be a bill, then taxes, then death.
So he’s a Congressman?
The lady needs to be sure she “leaves for the bathroom” before he does. :)
Loser.
November 07, 2013
eromlig almost 3 years ago
Obviously a first date…insuring there’ll be no second one.
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Zuckerberg? First date?
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
The future has this habit of becoming ..now!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That explains why the lady only has a lettuce leaf on her plate. Since lettuce is considered “garnish”, the restaurant won’t charge him for it.
ACK! Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“The future isn’t what it used to be.”
pcolli almost 3 years ago
And she forgot her purse.
mikeyman almost 3 years ago
Your future will not be a present. It will be a bill, then taxes, then death.
artegal almost 3 years ago
So he’s a Congressman?
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
The lady needs to be sure she “leaves for the bathroom” before he does. :)
lawguy05 almost 3 years ago
Loser.