Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 12, 2022

Oh yes, by all means, please confess immediately.

Definitely hypnotized in P3.

Pranit sets the odds on this happening, confusing Jimmy, who takes the over and gets even deeper in the hole.

Hollis is over the line here. Being admitted to the Air Force Academy does not give her the right to dictate what her teammates do where they’re not in school.

…which gets back to my earlier question: why weren’t you, Cressa and Cathy at the Bucket celebrating the win together with the rest of the team, or at one of the girls house eating bad pizza, Talley(Ho) ? Neither “coach” Mimi or you have any sense of what team chemistry or camaraderie is, do you?

She is still in HS and from fairly recent history I do not believe that any of the Academies actually enforce their Honor codes anymore.

Actually I stopped believing that they ever had an honor code when a WP ring knocker tried to blame me for an accident in 1977 where 2 people were killed, when I was not within 20 miles of the accident and he had been the person who had told an E1 who could not drive to drive a truck hauling a very expensive piece of equipment-which he proceeded to drive off a mountain, killing 2 KATUSA

P1.5 “Hey, there’s something hanging from your nose, here, let me get it.”

We’re the kids getting aggressive like Alexis Watson, bumping into each other to display dominance? To quote Warren Oates, lighten up Francis, err Cappy.

Are you bound by the Air Force Academy honor code if you aren’t yet a cadet? And the kids in the garage certainly aren’t bound by the Air Force Academy honor code, so why does Hollis feel it is her duty as captain of the basketball team to report them (including the other 5 drinkers who aren’t even on the team!)? Lighten up, Hollis. After all, you’re currently in a room full of students who may at this very moment be mixing up beakers of ethanol!

P 3.5: Talley Ho is so perplexed and bummed out she pulls her Oculus glasses down and escapes to a virtual reality where she is soaring into the wild blue yonder and dropping 28 points on Valley Tech.

P-3: where did you just shove that test tube?

P-4: Coach, I need to report we were at a party with a dozen other kids and there where 2 cans of hard seltzer and somebody (I don’t know who) drank some. The worst part is Cressa admitted she tasted it! There, I feel better. I blamed the Black kid.

Annoying for this week has been the Bob’s furniture pop up with that Krieger looking Bob character. Anyone have these pop ups this week?

Is barely drinking like barely pregnant?

Ease up, Hollis! It was just two cans of hard seltzer, not a butter knife!

In all reality , Mr & Mrs Reality heading into the Caribbean for the next two weeks ,try to get this plot cleared up in my absence . Thanks

To paraphrase John Riggins, loosen up, Holly baby

Here’s the Air Force Academy Honor Code: “We will not lie, steal, or cheat, nor tolerate among usanyone who does. Furthermore, I resolve to do myduty and to live honorably, (so help me God).” You decide whether she broke it, assuming it even applies to someone who’s not enrolled yet.

P 4: “… go ahead, cap… make a mountain out of a molehill and see how many high fives you get out there in the hallway…”

Why is there a drawing of a single-celled organism on the wall of the chem lab?

P3: She’s so shaken, she lost all pigmentation in her iris.

One of these days Mimi is going to have this conversation with her daughter…when she comes home.

P3- Maybe they won’t recognize me if I’m wearing these white contact lenses.

Oh we got trouble, right here in Milford City, trouble with a capital T that rhymes with G and that stands for gamblin’. Oh we got trouble, right here in Milford City, trouble with a capital T that rhymes with D and that stands for drinkin’.

People carrying butter (kitchen) knives! Arsonists on the softball team! Oh, we got trouble! Right here in Milford City!

I’ve seen this movie before. Pretty soon, people will be buying musical instruments and the basketball teams will be working out by marching.

Haha…. Cathy sez ‘they didn’t know’ but by Monday morning, it will have evolved into a story that the all-important team captain was not only there, but did know, and was even pounding shots and smoking a bong. Some teacher, like that busy body that squealed on the mayor, is gonna rat on Hollis too. Good bye, Colorado Springs, CO, hello Carbondale IL.

Capt. Hollis should’ve kept on the safety goggles—that acid experiment took out her corneas and irises!

Here’s my advice. Go to the Principal, turn yourself in, get expelled, enroll at Valley Modified, and then we can be rid of you and move on the baseball/softball season. And speaking of moving on, you should be moving on to Mopped Up Thorp if you want some really exciting Milford action.

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Lighten up, Francis.