The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 20, 2022

“So, no cherry pie?”

Cherry pie is so much more important

Again, Brutus?!

Hey, I even forgot my birthday.

He’s not called a loser for nothing.

Wake me up on national bacon day.

Some people say that an apple pie is the all American pie, but I disagree.

For me it’s a cherry, apple, blueberry pie.

Because Tuesday is Washington’s Birthday. Duh.

Priorities.

I had hoped for a change, you might have a little something for me on Valentine’s Day and give it to me first. You had nothing for me, so I returned your Valentine’s Day gift to the store, my love. Better luck next year, Dear.

I get my wife a box of candy for Valentine’s Day and she shares with me.

maybe you should call it chocolate day, my family calls it that. :)

The American pie is Pie!

Happy Seven Panel Day.

Seems like we will be celebrating a weekly holiday soon. The great hustle is on for your cash. Make all Mondays a national holiday – I DON’T WORK DAY. BIG BUCKS for booze and bars.

One of the few things I miss about teaching is cherry pie. Our FAA would make cherry pie for the whole faculty on Lincoln’s Birthday.

Nice curveball. I was expecting a reference to George Washington’s Birthday! l wonder if Brutus has been texting with Dagwood again.

Hey, the heart wants what the stomach wants…

Brutus can learn to make a cherry – nah. Forget that idea.

I really doubt that he forgot St Valentine’s Day. Too many reminders everywhere you would have looked to forget especially since It was less than a week ago. However, if that is the case, I wouldn’t make ANY requests of a personal nature to her for about a month….

Of course! But will there be a scoop of ice cream on the side? (Hint-Let it soak into the crust a little to soften it up.)

I remember many years ago for the Presidents day sales, a local Appliance company would give away a cherry pie with any purchase.

Just go to a grocery store with a bakery and pick up a cheery pie…

My husband and I just say “Happy Valentine’s Day,” and then go on with our lives. That being said, it’s kind of surprising that Brutus forgot that day since advertisements for it started almost a month ahead of time. It’s kind of hard to miss.

In the first place, I can’t believe he asked her to cook anything with her track record.

Brutus: OOPS!

I was aware of the cherry tree story, so when my birthday was celebrated in 1969 on Washington’s birthday, i wanted a cherry cake.

Just another example that proves the rule: the way to a man’s heart is through cherry pie.

Well, Now Brutus has me contemplating a breaking of one of my resolutions. Time to fire up the oven and the rolling pin I guess.

I never thought about that before…a (store bought) cherry pie with the top crust having a heart shape cut out exposing it red. Script the intended’s name in on top of that with a icing tube. Though I don’t like cherry pie (sickly sweet) myself. Or mincemeat.

And in honor of George Birthington’s Wash Day !

Appropriate with tomorrow being President’s Day but I get the impression that if Brutus wants a cherry pie, he may have to make it himself.

UH-OH!!