Luann Againn by Greg Evans for April 19, 2022

Alternate timeline:

Brad: “Go watch TV.”

Luann: “Dear Brad, you are the best brother I could have.”

“Tell me what I don’t want to hear one more time, and I’ll show mom where you find your Playboys.” – Luann

When I argue with myself out loud, stop listening in.

Why in the world would she ask Brad a question like that? (Meanwhile, Brad either is a whiz at doing his homework early or he is even more of a procrastinator than Luann is.)

Big Brother is listening. Brad, too.

For wisdom, we turn our attention to Paul Simon’s _The Boxer_

“I have squandered my resistance

For a pocketful of mumbles such are promises

All lies and jest

Still a man hears what he wants to hear

And disregards the rest,"

And so does Luann.