Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 20, 2022

Poverty is a crime…

I’ve heard of ‘loafing’ but never heard a goldbricker called a ‘loaf.’

C’mon, he was just taking arrest.

You mean she’s not stealing a package of bread?

Coincidentally, the loaf was also pinching a loaf, but we can’t see that here.

Yesterday she got me for dropping a load beside the road, and let me tell you, the fine for littering was outrageously expensive

I thought that was a bathroom reference.

that must hurt…