Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 09, 2022

Yes it’s your fault you need to upgrade to cable

Don’t do that in Saudi Arabia!

Short lived and unmissed fad

Oh, dabbing is VERY MUCH a thing. But only in States where cannabis has been legalized

What ever happened to the standard “Take me to your leader” bit? Can’t rely on anything anymore.

klaatu barada nikto

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!

or as kids might say (or think) to adults – “It’s not cool when you do it.”

If you want to do it, don’t worry about whether it’s “in”.

“When I was twenty, I cared what other people thought about me.

When I was forty, I no longer cared what other people thought about me.

Now I’m sixty, and I realize that people hadn’t been thinking about me in the first place."

Excuse me Ralph? Well Excuuuse me. I say it all the time, and always think of Steve Martin when I do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cNw2ti964&list=RDm1cNw2ti964&start_radio=1 About 1:45 in.

It’s the lightspeed delay. Gets you every time.

Must be alien day…..

We’ve been monitoring Soviet newscasts and didn’t realize that the much smaller country of Ukraine was such a threat to Russian security!

Alien’s name is Dabney and he’s a “2 dab man”.

What is dabbing?

Does Steve Martian say ‘Excu-u-se me!’ anymore???

Now it’s dabbing … up next? … crotch grabbing …!

People certainly DO say “EXC-U-U-SE ME” still…

If it’s mainstream enough that you’ve heard of it, it’s not a thing anymore. If mainstream media heard of it, it probably should never have been a thing in the first place. Especially anything to do with “reality TV[sic].”

Dabbing was barely a thing even at its most popular.