Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 10, 2022

She hasn’t spotted the “SKIP ADS” button yet.

Watching them ads would be way better than watching new Star Wars sequels.

Reason enough to throw him (it) to the storm troopers.

Heck, best thing I could have done was to get a Reverse Mortgage.

This is your FINAL notice – Be sure to include a Home Warranty too!

Just watch CNN. You’ll be bombarded with four to five minute ad breaks every two to three minutes.

The ads are the message.

Sorry that “these are not the messages you’re looking for.”

Hey Grandpa whose Robert Wagner????

Ralph is so cute!

This isn’t R2-D2’s first rodeo.

Wasn’t the planet destroyed? Should have taken one and Insured it for all you could, considering the outcome.

still better than shilling for extended auto warranties.

50% off on all Wookie cookies.

Push nine to get off our call list.

Wasn’t she recording the message?

Welcome to Yahoo on your Smart-TV! Yeeesh!!

is a little bit backwards isn’t it? shouldn’t be playing for obi

The Galaxy is not so far, far away anymore …!

Forget the reverse mortgage, I want to abolish all the Medicare supplement ads, especially the ones with Joe Namath and Jimmy “J.J.” Walker. I hate seeing those even when I’m fast forwarding through them. I keep wondering how many millions of ad dollars these companies are spending. I guess the return is huge, or they wouldn’t be bombarding us with those awful ads.

“It’s telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.”

(for those old enough to remember RealPlayer, and that line from the first Family Guy Star Wars episode)