Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 15, 2022

At least they’re not running around in a short bath robe.

" Well, I can order pizza delivered on this phone- let’s see you order one with your mind!"

“And you are totally illogical.”

Star Wars is a fantasy laced with Si Fi. Star Trek is a Si Fi laced with fantasy.

Star Wars takes place “a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away”. Star Trek just takes place in the future. Here.

HEY!!! just what’s wrong with a flip phone??

But can you go from one place to another by being diced up in a zillion pieces and then transported through space?

Uh Oh. Red shirt.

Star Trek is TRUE. What we call episodes are real videos sent back to us through time travel to give us hope that one day we’ll all get along, on Earth at least.

Oh yeah? Well, at least our offspring aren’t trying to kill us in the Federation!

Phasers are good for moving guys like you too. Right onto the next plane of existence.

Yeah, well I bet you don’t have Tribbles!

And another thing, Skywalker, let’s see who wins between a phaser, which shoots at distance, and your wimpy light saber. You brought a sword to a gunfight, loser!!!!

I never liked Star Trek, silly plots and terrible acting. I liked the first three Star Wars, 4,5 and 6 episodes, never cared for the others.

Luke, don’t waste your time with him, he’s a Red Shirt, he’ll been gone soon enough.

Sudden urge for a tuna mind meld ….

Apparently slapping themselves on the chest got old

That Red-Shirt isn’t coming back from that Away Mission.

Star Trek does not use flip phones any more, they just tap the logo they wear.

Futurama fans all know that this leads to the Star Trek Wars and the Star Wars Trek.