Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 19, 2022

The first ten things that come to mind here aren’t fit for print

Cow should I know?

Just use your own.

Cows can’t climb palm and coconut trees.

I’ve never seen a purple cow, And never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I’d rather see than be one…

Used it all in the creamed corn.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

I’m heifer the coffee, not for the creamer.

Without a bit of sex.. the udder goes empty.

Does a bull give creamer???

ACME was closed!

You might like the creamy almond milk substitute.

Moo juice supply line problems + 5 bucks/gal = Black Coffee Matters … until supplies run out … Hello tea, etc. …

then repeat …!

That’s udderly ridiculous!

The irony is that even though they are cows, the coffee creamer is non-dairy.