Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 21, 2022

Fly me foonward. Send me sporkward.

Second star to the right and straight on ’til gorging.

What the—?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mszqkFnOLl8

…Foonward was the #1 Froglandia airline…

… (#2 being Oui-Trihardor) …

…their (Foonward) catchphrase was…

…" If you see a spork: take it"…

…Foonward was famous for serving nuked White Castle cheeseburgers with New Coke….

…where they got their supply of New Coke was a mystery…

… some claimed Oakland…

…or Peoria…

…they even had a vomit rocket flight every other Wednesday…

…but not on purpose…

Nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom – nom

https://vimeo.com/185441033

In other news, Meatloaf is dead at 74.

Meat Loaf and Steinman started Bat Out of Hell in 1972, but did not get serious about it until the end of 1974.

Born September 27, 1947; Dallas, Texas, U.S.

When you come to a fork in the road . . .

Chili Chez Burger… On An Open Face Bun..w/ Fries on Friday…just a poon full of sugar makes this a man guys and gals favorite. A beer makes the birds go round.

Look! …..smock smock…..smockward

“And now meet the Foon! The remarkable Foon! Who eats sizzling hot pebbles that fall off the moon! And the reason he likes them red-hot, it appears, is he greatly enjoys blowing smoke from his ears!”

Nice rendering of the rare Galapagos Fork-Tailed Grackle. We often see Spoon Bills but rare Fork-Tails.

Time for an award.,

Silver spoon and silver fork.?.

The brotherhoodie foon takes the cake.

With pleasure. When you get there would you tell me, please, what the spork situation is?

Fly me to the phoon….

There was once a restaurant that provided only foons with their meals … it was called The Broken Drum … because …

well, because you can’t beat a Broken Drum dontcha know …!

On return from a crouton drop in the great white north.

Fly me to the foon

Let me play among the frogs

Let me see the plumage

Of the Bathmat Factory cogs

In other words, slap me with some jive

Sublimate me to the lame

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Ole bulge-y eyes

Vlad Sinatra

Sporks from Heaven?

By the by, re: Teresa places, there is a church near me called Saint Teresa of lame. True story. I have pics, if you want to see…

Excelsior!

Spokes and foons enjoy something of a continuing fan base in Froglandia. It’s one of the endearing things about this land of ours….

Like any fork-tailed devil he wants to be a P-38 when he grows up.

Bird w/foon tail spin, twirls a mean spaghetti and meatballs dinner.

The tines, they are a-changin’.

This bird has a cool high wind who is off to dinner at KFC w/the future in-laws. Ms.Lora Alley Ward aka The Law. his soul mate.

I heard flying sporks bring babies to homes.