Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 09, 2022

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    I do two marathons a month.

    At a steady 2 miles a day.

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    And a snail marathon is how long? 26.2 centimeters?

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    kgs  almost 3 years ago

    Look at that Escargot…

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    That’s blazing fast! You’ll leave the others trailing in your slime! :D

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Smokin’!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    The slowest snail, travels at 0.006 mph, should complete a marathon in 183 and a third days, if it didn’t stop for potty breaks. A fast snail, traveling at 0.03 mph would only take 36 and two thirds days.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Good luck not getting stepped on in two years

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Must be a short race.

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