FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 16, 2022

Two words, Peter: stomach pump.

In the words of Red Foxx’s Fred Sanford: Peter, you big dummy! :-D

Ironman

Interesting drink, I don’t think it will be a success, but I’ll give you a point for trying!

Do some push-ups, Peter. Then you’ll be pumping iron.

Oh, right. You can’t do push-ups.

Peter then discovers he has hemochromatosis

I looked it up, and one symptom of an iron overdose is a “lack of desire to do anything”. Apparently, I’ve been getting too much iron since I can remember.

https://www.mountsinai.org/health-library/poison/iron-overdose

I think lifting weights might help.

I remember those days when I thought eating/drinking the right stuff would turn me into a Greek grid. Unfortunately, heredity will NOT be mocked.

Quick, get a magnet.

25,000 calories? It takes me at least a week to consume that much.

When I had open-heart surgery, my bowels were shut down. I was told this when the nurse came to give me the drug that started them up again. My first BM after that, all three states of matter came out of me and it was dark green; due to the iron supplements I had be given.

It’s a good thing he didn’t drink MUSCLE MILK; that stuff is so nasty I couldn’t drink it.

That supplement must have been flatiron.

Peter is the real “Iron Man” now.

How Ironman got started at Marvel comics!

I don’t know how they got that many calories into that small a volume.

That is not the half of it Peter.

Two weeks of calorie in one glass. Very efficient

LOLOL — My goodness this was silly — LOLOL

There is some protein powder at places like Target, Walgreens, and CVS.