FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 24, 2022

when my cousin’s sons and I used to play Super Smash Brothers together, the cousin’s sons would be more victorious than me

Always be wary of playing on someone else’s home court.

This is what happens when you get involved with girls. Let it be a lesson to you, Jason.

Online 5-minute chess can be nasty!!

So I’m guessing Jason needs to win 102 straight. Not good odds,

Its those superior reflexes

So, Jason is brand new to the game and controller, and she’s had time to practice? Methinks he brags prematurely.

“You realize, of course, that this means… Peace, this means peace!”

Come on, Jason, you know for a fact the entire school is going to hear about this.

Told ya so. JASON FINALLY GOT BEATEN KETS GO 10/10

Blow a Bubble again, Eileen.

if jason were like me, the situation would be like this: she shows him the controls and how to do what, and he then procedes to crush her.