Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 30, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He doesn’t look like a Cletus.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    The King has never finished a game of Monopoly

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    It’s good to be King

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the first time I’ve seen someone needing backup in Monopoly, I mean, it’s right there in the name…..

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    Pedmar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So the king doesn’t even like being in pretend jail…

    Reminds me of Lord Vetinari in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels. He designed the dungeon of his palace specifically for the eventuality that someday someone might take over and imprison him in it. So he put in comfort features and secret passages, special hinges on the doors, all to his benefit.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    I’m ultra competitive in Monopoly. It’s kinda scary, actually.

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    Where can I find Cletus? I have a job for him.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Poor loser….

    When on vacation with a bunch of friends, one did this and we all sat there with our jaws opened! He didn’t even apologize and walked away while we all searched for the pieces and put the game back together…..brat!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Deputy Cletus (Hogg) on “Dukes of Hazard” was played by Rick Hurst, father of Ryan Hurst, Beta on “The Walking Dead”. Believe It of Not! Bonus BIoN!: Deputy Cletus earned an MFA in Theater from a college in the hometown of Cincinnati Bengals quarterback, Joe Burrow. Who’d a thunk it?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Maybe this is why poor losers ever win. People just don’t want to deal with the drama. “Let the Wookie win.”

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    Longbow1964  almost 3 years ago

    Whenever I played Monopoly, whomever got Board Walk and Park Place usually won.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago

    Poor loser!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Good to be on top…..

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    tripwire45  almost 3 years ago

    Now in real life, if only…

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    Camiyami Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is something my brother would do as a kid. He rage quit all the time. Haha!! :D

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    BiathlonNut  almost 3 years ago

    My young son would wipe anybody he played monopoly with. He was introduced to the game by his baby sitter, who he promptly cleaned out. He continued winning right through kindergarten and elementary school. After that nobody was foolish enough to play with him.

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    Roscoe  almost 3 years ago

    not funny

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    He COULD have just pardoned himself.

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    edeloriea14  almost 3 years ago

    The King is never one to lose gracefully or at all.

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