Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 04, 2022

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    billcor  almost 3 years ago

    in another 100 yrs Gary will be a lump of blubber too weak to get out of his coffin

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Only pathetic losers uses fitness watches.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Gary needs to take urgent steps to improve! :D

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    hoagieman12  almost 3 years ago

    I love their little back step chats.

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    royq27  almost 3 years ago

    I would beat that just getting out of bed and wondering around trying to figure out what day it is.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Mental abuse…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    And you’re a paragon of athletic eye candy, Leo.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    “… other than the fact that I flew around the rest of the time.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Gary is pathetic and he knows it! Gary is pathetic and he knows it! He knows it, yes he does, he knows it, yes he does, and he’ll never ever ever be less glum!

    [You add the music to these lyrics for the new Scary Gary theme song….]

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