Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 04, 2022

Jimmy’s been peeking again. My wife could be thinking the same thing.

If you talk to your self, you should answer.

I learned a long time ago not to listen to myself. Too much bad advice.

<—— Being hearing impaired I hold my best conversations with myself. ( I hear everything that is said then.)

ROFLMBO This is straight outta my house!

I used to talk to the dog. She wouldn’t answer out loud but knew how to acknowledge non-verbally.

Talking to yourself is okay.

Answering yourself is okay.

Holding conversations with yourself is okay.

But, if you ever say “Huh?”: GET HELP!!!

Sometimes I do

I need to learn to not say things out loud. The hard of hearing person say’s “what” and expects me to repeat something that was hardly worth saying the first time.

Funny, and then my wife read it and said, “I plead the 5th.”

He does not listen to her? You can also reverse that comment. She rarely listens to him either. Typical marriage.

I just showed this to My Beloved and Darling Wife. She lost it.

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James 2:24

I talk to myself often, but I break into song even more. I like to pretend that the world is my musical.

My wife talks to herself when she’s doing things in the kitchen too and I’d better be listening or I’ll get an earfull if I miss the comments directed at me.

My dad always said that talking to yourself isn’t a problem. It’s when you start arguing with yourself that’s a problem.

Talking to yourself insures you’ll never be lonely.

My wife talks to herself because she likes an intelligent audience. I guess thats why she doesn’t talk to me too much.

I do have voices in my head but they are German which I don’t speak.

He’s making dinner. You’re sitting. Leave him alone.

Relentless, repetitive self talk is what changes our self-image. Denis Waitley

I talk to the rest of my body a lot.

He is egalitarian that way.

I like wearing a mask to the grocery store. No one can see me talking to myself.

Always afraid of the answer.

I don’t know if it applies but Elvis had a 35 minute older stillborn twin brother. I saw it dramatized where Elvis would talk to him, as his shadow on a wall.