Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 12, 2022

I shot an arrow into the air and it landed somewhere over there.

Note that Bung is drinking - something. And the wench isn’t.

She does NOT suffer any slings or arrows – she “slings” arrows.

She hasn’t finished have her SRS done yet.

Ironically, the music playing in the bar is Pat Benetar’s “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.

The only thing missing was the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXtOuxBuvQ

Can’t say I blame her….who wants to be in love with a drunk jester?

I’m thinking falling for a Kung Fu mistress of that quality is problematic for Bung. Best punch a little closer to your own weight dude.

Bung should join me in the singles lounge and watch the Super Bowl and eat Doritos.

Based on the comments I’m seeing here, either the trolls are out in force today or we have a serious failure to pass on traditions to the next generation. If any of you are confused about today’s comic, please google Cupid. Traditionally Cupid is a baby that shoots hearts at couples to have them fall in love. Valentine’s day is Monday which is why you’re seeing so many cupid comics now. (Sorry for the mansplaining but since it’s only men that need this explanation I guess it’s not mansplaining).

At least he ended up lot better than Eno Camino usually does.

Great reaction time……

Free will versus predetermination.

I’d use a bat, but that works too.

No way she’ll be into you, Bung.

The development of romance technology. In the stone age they used a club. The in was a bow and arrows. Soon they’ll be using drones.