Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 20, 2022

“Incoming”

“Duck!” “No, I said chicken.”

Archie Bunker sez: “Ah, geeze. What a meathead!”

Incoming!

Reminds me of that old saying, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Cannon fodder….

Your dentist will have to remove the tartare from your teeth.

The leftmost diner apparently ordered the “Howitzer Mashed Potatoes.”

The wait staff hates it. Cuts way down on the tips.

Waiter…I asked for fried chicken. Not flying chicken..

Putin’s new wonder weapon: The Chicken Bazooka!

And when it hits him, it’ll explode.

There is such a thing as a chicken cannon. It shoots dead birds at windshields and aircraft canopies to test them.

When I was in pilot training they told us that the canopy on the plane we were flying could withstand a bird strike traveling at 500 knots. When we asked if it was the plane traveling at 500 knots or the bird, they replied, “It doesn’t matter.”

That’s as bad as “throwed rolls”. (a real thing)

After discontinuing their Puffed Rice and Puffed Wheat cereals, the Quaker Oats Company needed to figure out what to do with all those guns. So… they entered the fast-food business. It’s shot from guns!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KadQn651sT4

I’m still giggling.

It might be the LAST thing you see…

Incoming!!!!!

It’s all about the delivery.

Does it come with a tossed salad ?

It was the bomb.

Of course, a lot of starving people around the world could use a shot of chicken . . .

DUCK!

the restaurant review said that the food there was fowl…