Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 10, 2022

So is that better or worse than the ones to Bill Gates and the Microsoft Overlords?

Ha! Bend over & spread, Elon is “driving.”

I thought the computer industry was the one area that Musk wasn’t dominating.

You will accept these terms, or I’ll squirt you with a water gun!

All hail Elon, king of Mars.

Whether we like it or no, all of us have to implicitly pledge an fealty to the monetary system…. just to try and get 4 square meals a day.

Be afraid … be VERY afraid ,,,

Not Tim Cook?

Yhey know you don’t read them: they make them so you don’t read them. You’re not supposed to read them. And what will you do anyway? Not use a computer? If this was a civilized country, it would be illegal.

I was once scrolling my iPhone’s TOS and, no lie, there’s one section that say “not to be used for evil”If I could post a photo here I would.

If it’s SIRI, then it would have your life given over to Steve Jobs.

Seeing Musk’s name so frequently puts him in a class with the Kardashians. Always in the headlines to no purpose anyone can think of.

Is Elon Musk anything like Deer Musk???

Pledge allegance to Elon Musk today, master Xi tomorrow

For his Tesla software or his SpaceX software?

I started to read the terms once. I stopped reading them when i got to the clause where I gave up all rights to my firstborn child in return for using their service. Joke’s on them. I never had any children.

You’d wonder what Musk would want to do with a loyalty oath??

My favorite part of the Apple software agreement is this clause, which has been virtually intact for 20 years:

You may not use or otherwise export or re-export the Licensed Application except as authorized by United States law and the laws of the jurisdiction in which the Licensed Application was obtained. In particular, but without limitation, the Licensed Application may not be exported or re-exported (a) into any U.S.-embargoed countries or (b) to anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department’s Specially Designated Nationals List or the U.S. Department of Commerce Denied Persons List or Entity List. By using the Licensed Application, you represent and warrant that you are not located in any such country or on any such list. You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear, missile, or chemical or biological weapons.

It could have been Worse.

#SoreLoserMan was too cheap to pay SIRI the Fee to have His Loyalty Pledges included in the EULA.

Instead, he thinks people will Sign it on his new Pravda Social online service.