F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 06, 2022

sure, pal

Well just stop it already!

While partially true, I doubt it could be measured.

Or Earth is repulsed by you.

Quit that! You’re making us nauseous.

Hey, whatever it takes to get you to do the work.

Such humility …

I am surprised he can lift that ego off the ground.

There’s a Chuck Norris joke in there somewhere.

He’ll keep at it until he’s pushing the daisies up.

That’s what we said at Fort Benning, as soldiers probably have done over 100,000,000,000 pushups throughout its History…

…a man after my own heart…

That is how I think when I’m walking for exercise. My feet are propelling the planet a little faster.

“The 100 New Feats of Superboy”, “Superboy” #58, cover date: July, 1957.

Flip the perspective and he’s actually lifting the earth. We learned this way back in 8th grade science :-)