The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for January 29, 2022

“You’ll have to be patient while they retrieve the lab.”

“I’m a doctor, my brother Brian is the one who is on Family Guy.”

Love the calendar Lennie! Thanks!

The CAT scan was inconclusive. I’ll need to sniff your butt.

“You need more exercise, I recommend getting chased up a tree at least twice a day…”

The bad news is you’re not allowed on the counter.

“While your desire to be a dog is admirable and understandable, bear in mind that species change surgery is irreversible.”

I think a cat scan is completely redundant, don’t you?

Quit rubbing it in that you can get on the counter and I can’t, now get down here so I can examine you

H/t Comics fan: “I’m going to need a stool sample to taste.”

“I can write a note explaining your face has been absent from some Lennie’s strips due to our appointments, but don’t expect too much — I’m a dog, so don’t know how to write.”

No, I can’t prescribe catnip… but I’ll refer ya.

No, you can’t pay the Dr. bill with dead mice!

I’m prescribing catnip twice a day with long naps in between. If that doesn’t help with your depression from being in Lennie’s strips I may have to refer you to a therapist.

I’m only a Dr., I can’t get you transferred to another strip like Family Circus.

No, I can’t prescribe something to make cartoon boy go away.

I hate to tell you this Mr. Wiskers, but you are a female and pregnant!

“This is pretty serious, your tests say that you are a cat.”

“Really? You didn’t know you were neutered?”

“Bad news. You’re allergic to cat litter.”

“I would recommend pissing on your owner’s shoes. That always make ME feel better.”

About that ball of yarn you ate… You’re going to have mittens.

Surgery will not give you life eight back…unless you’re pregnant…

Perhaps its not a good idea to tell someone who can use needles that you know more than them just because you’re a cat.

Woof! Woof woof!

I got nuthin to add here – just wanted to say all of these are great!