La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 12, 2022

oh, that was rather quick of a lecture

All the other eleven months, he celebrates Russia and China.

For Mitch, and the rest of the GOP, black people stopped being Americans in 1776. Meaning, they were, according to Mitch, never Americans.

Republican Black History:

1) The Ford Model T was only available in Black from 1914 to 1925

2) Oil (black gold) was discovered in Pennsylvania in 1859

3) Oil (black gold) was discovered in Oklahoma in 1859

4) Oil (black gold) was discovered in Texas in 1886

5) Orange is the new black 2016

To wit. Perfect.

I just saw a textbook that is, or at least was used in Georgia schools that explained how slavery wasn’t all bad. The owners of slaves threw barbecues and the slaves danced in the cotton fields, as far as I remember it was called The History of Georgia, from 1954

kinda slipped on that Freudian that time, didn’t he

That pretty much sums it up, Lalo. Good job!

McTurtle, how can we miss you when you won’t go away? I hope that when your term expires in 2026 (the next midterm), you won’t run for reelection.

Touché!