Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 09, 2022

I don’t think Andy has the capabilities to write a review online.

Andy has spent enough time face down on that carpet to be an authority!

Carpet!? I thought it was fungus!

But the carpet wasn’t sticky…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-9th-february-2022-26148731

I thought that they would have sawdust on the floor. To soak up anything that was spilled. Plus you can then sweep it out the door with little effort. And cheep to renew with a new layer of sawdust. Cleaning carpets though, is a lot of work.

But the rest of it is true, of course…no point brushing it under the carpet!

Gordon Ramsay: Bar Nightmares.

Jacks a grump , beer is watered down but carpet is okay. two outta three ain’t bad review. Andy’s a big help Jack.

All that pee, puke and spilt beer – you would be sticking stunk also.

Yet another muted purple suit!

You should see what they said about the clientele.

A carpet in a bar?

When I was in college one of the bars in town had something spilled on the carpet by the pool table.

I stepped in it when I went to shoot, & it was so sticky it pulled my shoe off my foot.

Given that he constantly has to deal with Andy, it’s no wonder Jack is grumpy.

If I owned a bar or pub, I would not put carpet in.

Andy spilled a drop!