Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2022

Roadkill Cooking

I solved that problem. I do the cooking.

If you don’t like it, do it yourself…….

Huh uh. Magic 101.

I keep having a vision of a bat flying out the window.

Here’s a good one: How to Become a Food Critic!

So maybe suggest it….

My wife is a good cook. Much better than I am. Natives from the jungles of South America come when I cook to dip their arrows in my gravy. :P

If she cooks like she looks, stand back.

Or how about a beauty and charm course.