The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 12, 2022

Everything is better with bacon. Oh, and go Rams.

Like in the theater. Brutus does the dress rehearsal.

Better get back to your cauldron, lady. Your brew is going to burn.

And I’m sure that Mother Gargoyle will be the first in line for all those “snacks & beverages!!”

/SHMIRK/

Gargoyle That is what you do for super bowl.

He’s just getting everthing ready forvthe game. No biggie.

Brutus is planning ahead?

Setting up beverages on the table a day early? Must be the hard liquor. Because setting out beer a day early is ridiculous. Who amongst you wants to drink warm beer?

Years ago I hosted my one and only Super Bowl party starting at noon. By game time half of them had passed out.

Wow, I think Brutus might be on to something here. Before Covid, I often thought about having a Super Bowl party using my video projector and stereo amp in the LR. Now, with my 40" wide screen LCD set and some TV tables, I’d have a much smaller show.

hopefully he don’t crash into anybody when they suddenly stop… unless you meant something else.

Brutus is getting an early start…good for him!

Brutus is already a day behind! Should’ve started when he escaped Veeblefester yesterday. Wrong Ohio team in the Superdedooper Bowl but Go Bengals!!! WHO DEY!!!

or maybe he is just hungry…….

Back in the day we bought a 37" TV for the Super Bowl. We thought it was YUGE ! ! !

And he’s got to get a potty chair…

Gotta beat the crowds.

Never too soon too start Brutus… GO RAMS!!!

She knows and understands her husband.

Brutus is only setting up today? Ralph Drabble was setting up a week ago in " Drabble".

Can’t wait for him to fire up the BBQ grill in the living room.

Would be a better game – if the announcers would shut up and no commercials. I DVR – then fast fwd. Takes less than 30 minutes for 3 1/2 game. Rams by 8.

Commercials basically pay for the show along with taxpayer money for new and ever more expensive stadiums.