Molly and the Bear by Bob Scott for February 03, 2022

I can see clearly now my auto warranty is about to expire, but I cannot hear you now. Your message is so garbled that it smells like a scam not only because i don’t drive, but because I cannot feel the pulse of any truth of what you are saying. Your unwillingness to cover my Dean’s Edsel is leaving a very bad taste.

Worked for the horse in Doctor Doolittle.

He hears with his eyes?

Sad but true.

I know a person who needed her coke bottle eyeglasses to talk on the phone.

Bear sees what he hears.

I take my glasses off when I use the telephone. Don’t know why, I just do.

At one time hearing aids would be attached to eyeglasses to make them less obvious?