Close to Home by John McPherson for March 04, 2022

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    I wonder if she relaxes by nitting?

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    A relative of Bleeb…???

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Most critics say the book is terrible – it’s really lousy.

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    Technicholls  over 2 years ago

    Good thing Bleeb doesn’t have any hair to infest.

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    flatempest  over 2 years ago

    Ewww!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Okay, so here I am. The stinking louse has more hair that I do. I’m going back to bed and try to dream young.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    This excludes Bleeb of course!

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    pabsfx-comics  over 2 years ago

    Big fleas have little fleas, Upon their backs to bite ’em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum. — Augustus De Morgan

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    So, there may be an advantage to going bald!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Seriously…now don’t freak out, but there is a weird bug in the Living Room! And there’s also sump’n sitting in my chair!”

    —ZING!! Sorry Bleeb, but the bug gag was all the humor I could dig up this morning!—

    …what?!… you don’t have to nag me, I know he’s not a bug! That’s part of the gag…

    … is this thing still on? Crap!

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    For the home and garden variety she can check out the flea market hehe

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    mfrasca  over 2 years ago

    “Doc; I got spots down there…and them spots is movin’.”

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    jbduncan  over 2 years ago

    I may be nit-picking, but the puns today seem lousyer than usual.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Have a lice day!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t Paula Dean or Oprah be on the cover?

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    one louse two lice. why not one house two hice?

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