Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 15, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    “And we’re Saving on Lipstick money too!”

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Another finishing school dropout. Coughing on each other?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mom, Billy’s breathing on me, is now a criminal act.

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    Ubintold  almost 3 years ago

    And I don’t have to shave everyday.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    Well, at one time, just washing one’s hands was considered sufficient protection when coming to table. Lots has happened since then and it will be while before anyone will actually feel secure about their health.

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    blackman2732  almost 3 years ago

    Those were the good ol’ days.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Good times

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    I wear two masks: a paper one under an N95.

    There are three reasons for this:

    1. My lungs apparently are more powerful than Tucker Carlson’s. I am not suffocated by a single mask.

    2. The paper mask “protects” the N95 so I can get a little more wear out of it.

    3. I wear two masks: one for me and one for the person who thinks it’s ok to infect other people.

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    magicwalnut  almost 3 years ago

    I volunteer at the animal shelter. Yesterday, one of the cats kept trying to pull off my mask. Not sure if he wanted to see what was under it or if he wanted to play with it.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Those days are coming back!

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    Stat_man99  almost 3 years ago

    The good ol’ days.

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    He went like one that hath been stunned, And is of sense forlorn:

    A sadder and a wiser man, He rose the morrow morn.

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    saywhatwhat  almost 3 years ago

    Coughing on each other was never a good idea.

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