Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 04, 2022

I hate to think where else her voice might come from.

In the original she’s complaining that she’s a ‘plain jane.’ otoh, in comicland, Clark Kent passes as a mild-mannered reporter.

That’s the right reply to make

Or else I’d toss you in the lake.

Pocket Alexa.

whoa! look at those nose hairs…

Gotta give her credit for putting it right out there. How many people have this dialogue silently running 24/7 in their heads.

Just keep telling yourself that Vicki. Someday you might even believe it.

An alternative text would simply be:“Beam me up, Scotty…”!

I tried ventriloquism but I kept throwing my voice out.

If this is what a takes to keep up your self esteem, so be it….

“Nature’s beauty my ass! Check these cheekbones ya purple mountain majesties!”

She always scared her lovers by throwing her voice saying, Honey I’m home!

“Mirror, mirror, before my lips, stop reflecting my big fat hips!”

She’s a legend in her own mind.

She made a compact with her compact.

I’m reminded of when Larry Fine asked a similar question. He loses more mirrors that way.

Too much ego, maybe. Self-esteem, not so much. Slightly delusional (she’s her own magic talking mirror?), definitely.

Now that was a compact statement!

Pretty girls can’t look away! Mirrors by Blue Oyster Cult

Was that her superhero name or her secret identity?