Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 16, 2022

Simple as falling off a broom.

Ok, which one of you greased my broom handle?

Careful, Gaylord; you’re about to lose the three tail feathers you have left!!

Somebody needs a good zapping!

looks like the start of a dumpster fire….

I see Gaylord is trying to be punny this morning…

Oy!

You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker!

I always wondered how they balanced on that narrow handle.

If she doesn’t handle it well…trash talk!

The reason the witches can balance on the narrow handle is why warlocks either walk, levitate, or ride side saddle.

That really ruins your day. Just when you were getting some sleep in your dumpster, and a witch falls on ya.

Dumped her dumpster…

Dumpster diving.

I’ve heard her described as short and dumpy. I never saw it taken literally before!

Dad blast it… Dad gum it… Dad burn it… Dad blame it… Dagnabbit!!!!

Watch your language Broomie, this is a family strip.

I keep telling ya, they gotta pull her broom-flying license! Now look what’s happened to the poor dumpster, polluted by a swearing fallen witch!