Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 17, 2022

How much is that in bushels and pecks?

I think 2 gobs equals a Shedload.

Clumps of WHAT!!!

So … at least 8 Clumps.

…or 300 “oodles”! (Ha! Oodles is in my spellcheck!)

He’s about to get gob-smacked.

It’s a barrel and a hep, and he’s talking in his sleep….about YOU!

Now change that to metric.

A gob of spit chewing tobacco?

“Pardon me, Squire! I gobbed on your carpet!”

“How much is a gob?” That depends on what their position is aboard ship.

I remember having to learn how much was a bushel and a peck. Useless information, as it turned out.

Watch out Lil … it’s worth at LEAST a pinch …!

here all along i thought a gob = 6 cubits…

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