Monty by Jim Meddick for February 23, 2022

He’s not a fungi.

Try scratching your head

I have spontaneous healing ability too… it just takes a long time to heal…

Jarvis, run before he wants to try healing someone else.

I would need that suit for my toenails

wait, you had what, for how long? Eww…

Could give him the ‘’Witch Test’’, toss him in a pond and see if he floats.

There’s a fungus among us.

Perhaps Jarvis has a foot fetish? I don’t remember seeing him this excited ever.

Dr. Scholl’s – eat your heart out!

If only that brain tumor also cleared up …

He looks less like Hugh Jackman and more like Snuffy Smith.

If the fungus is gone, it’s probably because of the non-fungible tokens Sedgie owns. They have magic powers.

Now go jump off the roof.

He knew he had the healing factor as soon as he popped the claws, otherwise his hands would be GUSHING blood. I’m also pretty sure that Wolverine’s healing factor works on any injury or disease, and even dramatically slows the aging process. I think the only downside is it can’t do much against cancer, though I think his odds of actually developing cancer are pretty low in this state (Deadpool has a similar power, but he had cancer before developing his healing factor)

I mean, just retract the claws and see if you still have bleeding holes or not.

To really test his invulnerability, Jarvis, throw him into a wood chipper.

I wonder if his new super power will give him his missing fingers and toes.

Sedgie’s only super power is Super-Imagination. The toe fungus is still active, obsequious Jarvis notwithstanding….