Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2022

The worlds first sky diver.

Wasn’t Icarus?

Icarus was more of a sky plunger!

The Huns probably made that suggestion by arrow mail.

His career just went down hill……

Leaving aside the fact that Leonardo da Vinci invented the parachute in the High Renaissance, and not in the middle-ages. I wonder if this guard had a parachute clause in his retirement plan?

So Ralph decided to chute the $h!t?

It must be a Co-vid thing. Even the castle guards are opting out for change in lifestyle and a better job more suited to their talents.

Ahh….the Golden parachute

Ralph might find himself in the dungeon soon.

Ralph better hope that a sudden gust of wind doesn’t blow or his “fun” may turn into a disaster!

“Take this job and SHOVE it, I ain’t workin’ here no more.”

Bailing on the job! Good Move!

Definitely, quit. If he was going on vacation he would have bungeed.

Hmm lot of ppl have been feeling that way lately about work…except no parachutes

Would it be inappropriate and a woke violation to yell Geronimo when he jumped?

Id could have a new business in town

He got a name!

Nice .. you gave him the forerunner (yellow) of the Golden Parachute ;)

If Ralph quits he’ll have to find another place to B.A.S.E. jump from.

That’s the best possible way to quit a job.

That’s Galileo, not Ralph.

Some are just never satisfied!!

LOL!

Is it back to the future?

If parachutes existed back then, we would’ve seen a massive exodus.

How does he know what time it is?